Pure Uptempo, High Octane, Gypsy-Folk
Queen of the Black Marsh,
Singer of Forgotten Melodies,
Eater of that last biscuit you wanted.
Jester to the High Court,
Drinker of a Thousand Spirits,
Super annoying after a couple of beers.
Mage of the Forbidden Magics,
Knower of the Ways of the Deep,
Got lost on his way to the photoshoot.
The Great Learned One,
High Priest to the Demon King,
Forgetter of songs we've been working on for months.
Master Of Ceremonies,
Keeper of the Ancient Scrolls,
Purveyor of suspicious bodily odours.
The Great Bard of Legend,
Writer of the Sagas of Infinity,
Rubbish at video games.
Beater of Broken Skins,
Dancer upon the Flames of Mischief,
Desperately needs a girlfriend.